are you still at the devil's house?
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
wakey wakey hands off snakey
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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