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I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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