So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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