Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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