i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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