found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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