There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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