I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
