Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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