And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i believe in u and ur pee
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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