You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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