I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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