she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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