normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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