no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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