and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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