And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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