maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Dignity is for republicans.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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