If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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