The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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