Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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