You really coming over, don't trick.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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