It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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