Christians are straight up FREAKS
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i think my cat just said my name.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
