Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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