Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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