on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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