Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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