so explain again why im purple
no
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
oh god the rape fog is back!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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