im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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