Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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