My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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