The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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