better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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