Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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