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I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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