I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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