$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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