That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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