If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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