what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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