Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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