K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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