If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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