she was so not down for the gang bang
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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