im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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