I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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