If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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