"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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