Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
