so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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