butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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