Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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