so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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