I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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